More Quotes

"What the hell is a hufflepuff?"

"And starting now you have to be my slave for a week!"

"Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts are we Potter?"

"...."
"Sorry, I forgot you couldn't read my mind"

"Undapants!"

"Gender Saved"

"Shhh, Shhh, Sizzler"

"Don't Look at me. Look at Me!!!! You should not be here!" (that one kinda grew didn't it?)

"I'm (insert emotion here), ....so I'm also hungry"

"Hold me, like the River Jordan!"

"There's something wrong with the world if porn doesn't win"

"Obama started the Black Eyed Peas"
"With Robin Hood"

Victoria: "You should've put someone pertinent... like Meryl Streep"
Me:"What does Meryl Streep have to do with our shower fan?" ... what is that from?

Amanda Quotes:
"Get the Tom Clancy out of my face."

"She looks like someone bedazzled her fat suit."

"...even if he is the one-"
"He's not."
"Good cause I hate him."

"I wish I could change my status..."
"Did you just say, 'I wish I had musical tombstones?'"
"No, but I wish I had."

"THIS DOES NOT SAY 'AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BEST FRIEND!'"

".... ..... .... ....."
".... .... ........ ......"- Mind Conversation

"Where is the library
My name is T-Bone
The disco spider

Disco, doll, the library
Is in big mustache, dog, lard.

Lard, mustache, huge, little
head is ice cream
beer is good

Good day, I like cold potatoes,
the goat's mustache
is Cameron Diaz."

"Dear Mr. Jesus... "