No More Happiness (by Amanda)
Victoria, hates... Christmas Music, Stevie Wonder, and Nick Cannon... (probably Disneyland goes in there somewhere too...). She pretty much sucked the happiness outta my day. FYI. Although we collectively hate Nick Cannon, and in consequence his wife, Mariah Carey... I just wanted to point out the things that Victoria hates.
Victoria is a fun sucker tonight...
Just kidding, I love her! But she really is not diggin the X-mas music tonight... who would've thought that Xmas in September would be weird?
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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"I have stamps..." (by Victoria)
Dear Alan Rickman,
I… love you.
In fact, I have labeled all of my food in my refrigerator, “Alan Rickman.”
If you would like me to continue this, please call me. ASAP.
But just leave me a message, because I don’t answer from any number I don’t know. So leave me a message, and I’ll call you back to discuss other labeling possibilities.
I’m waiting,
Amanda
P.S. I falsely signed your name next to mine on a wedding reception guest book. I know it was wrong, but I couldn’t help wanting my name to be seen next to yours.
P.P.S. You are much better than Tom Clancy.
P.P.P.S. I would never use your name in replacement of a swear word....
unless it’s positive.
If you would like to learn more about Alan Rickman, please visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severus_Snape
Dear Alan Rickman,
I… love you.
In fact, I have labeled all of my food in my refrigerator, “Alan Rickman.”
If you would like me to continue this, please call me. ASAP.
But just leave me a message, because I don’t answer from any number I don’t know. So leave me a message, and I’ll call you back to discuss other labeling possibilities.
I’m waiting,
Amanda
P.S. I falsely signed your name next to mine on a wedding reception guest book. I know it was wrong, but I couldn’t help wanting my name to be seen next to yours.
P.P.S. You are much better than Tom Clancy.
P.P.P.S. I would never use your name in replacement of a swear word....
unless it’s positive.
If you would like to learn more about Alan Rickman, please visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severus_Snape
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"You Want Some Turkey Breast?" (by: Amanda)
Victoria informed me tonight, that people some times will use celebrity names in place of swear words or taking the Lord's name in vain. So we tried such things... like "Oh my Clay Aiken" and "Argh! Tom Cruise" and "I'm gonna Paul Anka you" but our favorite by far, happened spur of the moment when Victoria leaned over me with a turkey breast, and said something and I responded "Get the Tom Clancy outta my face". And now Victoria is obsessed with finding out as much information as possible about Tom Clancy, she's also saved an older picture of him and made it her destop picture... and people say my kinship with Alan Rickman weird. If you wish to find out more information about Tom Clancy you can visit here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_clancy
Victoria informed me tonight, that people some times will use celebrity names in place of swear words or taking the Lord's name in vain. So we tried such things... like "Oh my Clay Aiken" and "Argh! Tom Cruise" and "I'm gonna Paul Anka you" but our favorite by far, happened spur of the moment when Victoria leaned over me with a turkey breast, and said something and I responded "Get the Tom Clancy outta my face". And now Victoria is obsessed with finding out as much information as possible about Tom Clancy, she's also saved an older picture of him and made it her destop picture... and people say my kinship with Alan Rickman weird. If you wish to find out more information about Tom Clancy you can visit here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_clancy
A Very Potter Musical Quotes
B*tch, I ain't Cho Chang.
You're worse than Garfield on a Monday.
I'm tired! Can't we just be Death Eaters?
That is a boss Zefron poster!
Severus Snape is the kindest, bravest, sexiest man I know.
Squirt? No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
Don't suggest a big slide and a giant trampoline, because we've already tried that.
I'm off to the drawing studio, so I can paint the stupid looks on your faces.
"You'd think killing people would make them like you. But it doesn't! It just makes people dead!"
"Cedric, you are so annoying. You're the guy who's always around whenever I don't need you. God, you're such a spare! You're a spare" "KILL THE SPARE!"
"Can you tell me how LOST ends?"
"Harry, there are some things even I can't tell you."
"I'll show you what you need to do! Watch - very - carefully!"
"...He didn't even do anything."
I hear Voldemorts back! And he's trying to kill you!
Did someone say Draco Malfoy?!
Weasley! The Lady said nooo!
It's On MARS!
And my chest hurts every time I see her, and I know it's her fault... That Bitch!
I'll take you up to Winnepeg, that's in Canada!
A portkey can be anything harmless, like a football, or a dolphin.
Well not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died!
Moonshoes Potter, Starkid Potter, Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travel to Pigfarts.
You're worse than Garfield on a Monday.
I'm tired! Can't we just be Death Eaters?
That is a boss Zefron poster!
Severus Snape is the kindest, bravest, sexiest man I know.
Squirt? No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
Don't suggest a big slide and a giant trampoline, because we've already tried that.
I'm off to the drawing studio, so I can paint the stupid looks on your faces.
"You'd think killing people would make them like you. But it doesn't! It just makes people dead!"
"Cedric, you are so annoying. You're the guy who's always around whenever I don't need you. God, you're such a spare! You're a spare" "KILL THE SPARE!"
"Can you tell me how LOST ends?"
"Harry, there are some things even I can't tell you."
"I'll show you what you need to do! Watch - very - carefully!"
"...He didn't even do anything."
I hear Voldemorts back! And he's trying to kill you!
Did someone say Draco Malfoy?!
Weasley! The Lady said nooo!
It's On MARS!
And my chest hurts every time I see her, and I know it's her fault... That Bitch!
I'll take you up to Winnepeg, that's in Canada!
A portkey can be anything harmless, like a football, or a dolphin.
Well not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died!
Moonshoes Potter, Starkid Potter, Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travel to Pigfarts.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Some Youtube Videos
Twilight... Also He's made Chapters 5 and 6 now too!
The Thong Song of course!
David Blaine
Kiss My Ass!
Laugh your Abs Away
Then Have a Nap!
Flip, Flip, Flip
What is a Diddle
Stop It!
PAAAAAAHHHHH!
The Thong Song of course!
David Blaine
Kiss My Ass!
Laugh your Abs Away
Then Have a Nap!
Flip, Flip, Flip
What is a Diddle
Stop It!
PAAAAAAHHHHH!
Some Quotes
Did you just say "I want a musical tombstone?"
No, But I wish I had
Get the Tom Clancy outta my face!
What the Helen Hunt are you talking about?
"Cash Cab!"
The dinosaurs are in the Beauty Pageants!
No, But I wish I had
Get the Tom Clancy outta my face!
What the Helen Hunt are you talking about?
"Cash Cab!"
The dinosaurs are in the Beauty Pageants!
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